WAGS Set To Splash The Cash

Last updated : 17 July 2006 By Millersmad Staff
A group of four WAGS are expected to take Leeds by storm with bars, restaurants and High Street retailers ordering in extra supplies. Whilst their football playing better halves are preparing hard for the Worldnet tournament, the ladies are planning to go shopping and are expected to splash the cash. A spokeswoman for an unnamed High Street retailer said: “We are really looking forward to the arrival of the WAGS. They have a great reputation for spending heavily and if rumours are true we can expect them to spend up to £20 on a pair of shoes in the Blue Cross Sale.”

Then by night, they are expected to hit the town hard on massive drinking sessions. In the past at official IMFC events the WAGS have been seen to be staggering around blind drunk. Goalkeeper Mark Woolass' girlfriend Rachel Nosecondname was once photographed being sick in trendy Rotherham nightclub Liquid and after an inspection of the bar bill at the end it's not easy to see why. A Liquid spokesman said “She was really drunk that night, she was throwing up everywhere. I don't know why really because she only had two blue WKD's.”

Other WAGS will hope to fair better and in fact some publicly claim to be able to keep up with the footballers. In an interview with Heat magazine, Gemma Wilkinson, girlfriend of club captain Martin Dent said “When me and Martin go out, I always keep up with him.” Evidence would tend to disagree though as she was photographed swaying in to a Blackpool bar with a huge smile on her face after drinking far less than Denti. Later that evening she was again photographed, this time under the table.

With only four WAGS going, the rest of the lads will be hoping that they can find a replacement when they visit a strip club that is nearby the team hotel.