Effing - an ode to Ken Booth by Grist to the Mill

Last updated : 05 June 2004 By Bigrich.....
So to take my mind off my rising anger I turned to the old goggle-box and watched the latest cult viewing program "Hells Kitchen". It was whilst watching mild mannered Gordon Ramsey that brought this little ode to mind as a tribute to our dynamic Chairman, Mr Ken Booth.
Ode to Ken



Effing (Dedicated to Ken Booth)

Effing this and effing that,
Time to kick the effing cat,
Effing sale and effing Booth,
Effing pills, but they don't soothe

Effing seat costs, effing soar,
Effing jobs and Ronnie Moore,
Effing Tiv, no effing land,
No effing news, no effing stand

No effing players, no effing cash,
No effing subs to add some dash,
No effing games for this poor sucker,
No effing match, no half time Pukka

No effing hope, no effing pleasure,
No effing ground that I can treasure,
No effing vision, no effing hopes,
No effing thanks to you poor dopes,

You effing fans, you're effing thick !!
Well this effing fan is effing sick.
Effing this and effing that,
Time to.....


Where is that effing cat?