Caption Competition Week 18 Results

Last updated : 28 March 2006 By Millersmad Staff
Now, as Big Rich once said, imitation is the best form of flattery and he got that one spot one as it has been revealed that the (whisper it) Vital site has introduced a caption competition to boost ailing viewing figures and has a particularly low turn out in this week's competition been affected by that?? We don't think so, we reckon it's cos most people can't be bothered to read the inane drivel spouted by Howdareu, so they stop coming on the site!

We've been away for a while but in reality nothing has changed. You walk by with your casual smile and it hangs with me for a little while oh Gino. Gino is still churning out high quality captions, and is still miles and miles in front of anyone else but he still cannot get that first weekly win. Serious doubts are being raised about the location of his bottle, and with a new loyalty to another site, will his mind be on the competition as he continues to search for icing to top his cake!

This could be a breakthrough week for Masta in the fight for second as he opened a little gap over The_Dark_Horse. It of course can easily be overturned when we get to double rounds but the confidence it will give Masta must stand him in good stead to hold on as the pressure mounts!

Now, the Samaritans have been put on alert as we broach the subject of Markthemiller. He has taken some stick in this competition as the nerves have got to him and his funny genes abandoned him. We could put the angle on it that he has been a good competitor and continued to play each week despite an obvious lack of talent but in reality this was another disappointing performance for Mark.

In weeks gone by we have taken a look at the rivalry between Zipahdeedoodah and S64miller. However, that doesn't look possible anymore as Zippy has jumped ships and is now trying to think of captions for some squirrels and some flamenco dancers. How embarrassing.

So Gino, was so close to getting that first win but was denied by his old foe, Stevelmu09 who came in with his third weekly win of the competition. As mentioned before, Steve's average score is higher than anyone else's in the competition, but his failure to turn up every week renders him as an also ran.
His entry of "Carlsberg don't do goal celebrations but if they did they'd probably be the best goal celebrations in the world" was captioning at it's best.

It's a shame that Deano, failed to read the rules of the competition as his copying of Steve meant that his entry was deemd void.

Well done UFO! It is just a shame that it has taken her until week 19 to figure out that the aim of the game is to be funny and witty! Her score of 8 must register as her best so far.

Here's the table!

Username

Week 18 Score

Total

Gino

8.25

170.70

Masta_2009

7.50

153.70

The_Dark_Horse

7.00

152.95

Blockheads

6.00

144.60

Markthemiller

6.75

141.40

STEVELMU09

9.50

133.50

Zipadeedoodah

-

130.35

Uttis

7.50

125.90

Chubby_B

-

121.90

Eebbee

-

116.20

UFO

8.00

113.65

S64miller

6.75

111.40

Millmoor_Andy

6.75

107.40

Clarkey1974

6.75

101.15

Bigladonos

7.25

98.05

Scunnymiller

-

97.70

Mickvan

5.75

91.80

St_Verana

5.25

77.85

Tony260674

-

75.05

Millers4eva

-

73.00

Gazisamiller

-

72.20

CTMiller

-

71.95

Leftwingback

-

67.15

Tivoli_End

-

62.45

Leedsmiller

-

61.20

Chappell59

6.50

59.60

Millers1884

-

54.00

JTF

-

53.45

REDDUKE666

-

51.80

Jeffbowski84

-

47.20

Ghost_Of_Dusty_Miller

-

46.40

Bagara's_Whistle

6.75

45.25

Y4miller

-

45.20

Flukey

-

42.60

Loobymiller

-

41.70

Keets

-

41.70

Jocksgloves

-

40.60

Kivomiller

-

38.60

Gangster

5.50

38.60

Sy2006

-

35.30

Nomorespam

-

35.05

Howdareu

-

34.80

Heman

-

33.85

Gangster

-

33.10

Railwayender

-

33.00

Symon

-

30.50

JoeMcBridefanclub

-

28.60

Millers4life

-

23.00

Axeholme1

-

23.00

Brinnieboy

-

22.00

SOSNYC

-

21.00

Mickw

4.00

20.00

Gatefordmiller

-

19.00

Rickxta

18:00

18:00

Sharpy_the_miller

16.00

16.00

Lawrufc

16.00

16.00

Kimmymiller1975

15.00

15.00