Caption Competition Week 11 Results

Last updated : 30 December 2005 By Millersmad Staff
Gino has predictably lengthened his lead at the top of the leaderboard as he snook in to the double points allocation and we are hearing on our news wire that a leading bookmaker had offered bets on which would happen first; "Gino Seals Caption Competition Glory" or "Gino Sells Out Latest Gig" but it had to be taken off the market simply because the latter is never going to happen.

Gino running away with the league is not the main story this week though. It is somewhat of a delicate situation though as little Markie Warkie had his feelings hurt last week by the guy that writes this report. Markie must have had a little sniffle or something because even though he tried his best he couldn't manage to get double points but he was very unlucky. Oh balls to that. The writing has been on the wall since week two for Mark to lose second place. He's hung around by the skin of his teeth and punched well above his weight and as I have been predicting since Week Two he has finally lost his second place spot. Not only that he also slips out of a top three slot, which frankly is bad news. Masta_2009 who has been there or there abouts throughout the tourney will take on the mantle of catching Gino, ably assited by The_Dark_Horse, who is proving to be very good at this game.

Bad week for Zippy means he slips down to 6th and could it get any worse for Tony260674. It's now two weeks of no shows and he has slipped from a potential prize winner to a nobody.

Millers 'Caption My Arse' 1884 has turned the form book upside down by scoring a doube pointer and I particularly liked his entry. It's ironic that S64Miller was the one that kept nagging me to get these results up and he actually has done nothing more than C+. He missed out on double points and has to be content with securing midtable mediocrity. Also I suspect that S64 will not hear the end of being outscored for quite a while!

Blockheads has gone on a great run of form and now seems himself in the winners enclosure for the second time of the competition. He has to share his glory with Millmoor_Andy who wins for the first time and joins the long list (if I can find it) of esteemed weekly winners that go in to the prize draw for the chance to win a meal for two with Reggiemoore. "Embarrassed Riise now regrets the wager struck with his Liverpool team-mates that Peter Crouch would never ever score a goal for Liverpool." struck gold for Blocky whilst "Sorry I'm late lads, only just got back from Elton's reception." from Andy proves that gay innuendos are always a hit with the judges.

Special mentions also go to Chubby_B who scored his best tally yet and an inspiring debut for JeffBowski84 goes to show he has what it takes to be a player in this competition.

I had my axe out earlier so decided to cut out all of the low life losers who have only entered once seemingly just to waste my time. Their scores have been kept on file so should they choose to mess me around further by entering again then they can integrate back in easily enough. I had thought about putting Markthemiller out of his misery so we don't all have to see him breakdown as he slides away down the table further but didn't want to break his heart. He can take heart from the fact that next week we are back to single points and that shouldn't see too much movement but the fact that he has had a catastrophic two weeks and a terrible backlog of efforts tend to suggest I may have been right all along!

Happy new year to all my cult following, sorry for the delay and all that, I would have had them up earlier today but I fell asleep cos I went out and got ratted last night! Happy days!

Oh and here's the table....


Username

Week 11 Score

Total

Gino

13.60

112.50

Masta_2009

6.60

95.65

The_Dark_Horse

13.60

95.60

Markthemiller

6.40

95.50

BLOCKHEADS

15.60

91.00

Zipadeedoodah

6.00

90.20

Eebbee

13.60

89.40

Clarkey1974

14.40

82.20

Chubby_B

15.20

82.20

Tony260674

-

75.05

UFO

6.60

74.15

Stevelmu09

6.20

74.00

Gazisamiller

-

72.20

S64miller

6.60

70.60

Uttis

6.60

69.90

Leftwingback

6.00

61.55

Mickvan

-

55.90

Leedsmiller

14.40

55.20

Bigladonos

6.60

54.55

Scunnymiller

14.00

54.20

JTF

-

53.45

Chappell59

-

53.10

MILLMOOR_ANDY

15.60

52.80

Dorset_Miller

-

48.40

Millers1884

14.40

47.40

Millers4eva

-

46.20

REDDUKE666

5.80

45.40

Y4miller

5.80

45.20

wiwoROBD

-

41.00

Jocksgloves

-

40.60

St Verana

6.60

35.40

Kivomiller

-

38.60

Nomorespam

-

35.05

Tivoli_End

-

35.00

Gangster

-

33.10

Flukey

31.40

Symon

-

30.50

Loobymiller

-

29.00

CTMiller

-

29.00

Jeffbowski84

28.00

28.00

Ghost_of_dusty_miller

6.20

27.20

Keets

5.80

23.60

Millers4life

23.00

23.00

Axeholme1

-

23.00

Howdareu

6.60

21.60

Heman

21.00

21.00